about Jasmine

1. I started this blog as a e-mail list back in 2000 when I slipped and fell down a flight of wet stairs and I wanted to share that experience with dozens of people.
2. I whine constantly about being a “real” writer, whatever that means.
3. I’m obsessed with my sparse eyebrows, my enormous pores, and my hair.
4. I am awesome.
5. Welcome, Disgrasian™ and Recapist readers.
6. Also, welcome to those of y’all who found my blog when Googling “hot ghetto mess”.