See you in five months

{image imageg.net}Martha Stewart is now an inmate. As I type this, Miss Martha should be settling in at the Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, West Virginia commonly known as “Camp Cupcake”. She’ll have submitted her body to a full search, traded her designer clothes and Hermés Birkin for khaki workshirts, workpants, and seven pairs of standard issue cotton underpants. I wonder if she’s allowed to bring in anything to make her cell a little more cozy for her five month stay. If so, I would hope she’d choose something like these darling Martha Stewart Living chenille throw pillows. Those jewel tones should pretty up her West Virginia prison cell, and keep her comfy until she can return to her Hamptons estate upon her release in March 2005.

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~ by Jasmine on October 8, 2004.

2 Responses to “See you in five months”

  1. New York posted a visitor’s guide for those folks who are interested in visiting Martha during her stay at Alderson. While I don’t think I’ll be getting down to West Virginia anytime soon (my private jet is in the shop), you all might get a kick out of it. Click here to read it, and let me know if you wanna put together a care package for Miss Martha.

  2. Fuck that bitch.

    Yeah, I said it!

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