hot pink

{image}Maybe a Valentine’s Day present needn’t be this obvious — it’s pink, it even says “Happy Valentine’s Day” on the tin — but some of us like romantic gestures. Romantic overtures, even. And sometimes nothing says romance like pink Champagne, or for you teetotalers out there, pink hot cocoa such as this from McSteven’s.

After a particularly taxing romantic assignation, I would love to have my sweetie bring me a frothy mug of pink hot chocolate. With a shot of Bailey’s or Godiva liqueur to rev the engine for another session of sweet loving, this could be lethal to your loved one, though with sexy results . . .*


~ by Jasmine on February 4, 2005.

One Response to “hot pink”

  1. *from Pygmoelian:

    Dr. Winslow and the Contessa (played by someone who appears to be Titania’s cousin) relax in a hot tub. The Contessa suggests that she and Winslow go sky-diving. Suddenly, the doorbell — which sounds suspiciously like Homer saying, “ding-dong” — rings. Winslow answers it. On the other side is Homer dresses as an angel.Homer: Dr. Winslow!
    Moe: Why, who are you?
    Homer: I am an angel from the future!
    [cut to the control room]
    Producer: Angel?
    TD: What the [bleep]? Should I cut him off?
    Producer: No, let’s see where this is going.
    [cut back to the set]
    Moe: And what do you have to tell us, O angel of the future.
    Homer: You’re going to die in a sky-diving accident.
    Moe: How tragic! Tell me more.
    Homer: Gabriella’s baby shower will be invaded by terrorists, with sexy results.
    Moe: Ooh, that’s unexpected. What else?
    Homer: Well, Sister Bernadette will leave the convent and start a softball team, with sexy results.
    [cut to the Simpson home, where Marge and the children watch the show]
    Bart: What’s Dad doing on the show?
    Marge: Who cares? He’s dishing out the dirt. [writes “Sexy Results” on her notepad]
    [back to the show]
    Homer: And only then do we find out that Professor Galloway’s half sister is plotting to take over International Perfume and Wine.
    [cut to the control room]
    Producer: Aagh! He just gave away a year’s worth of storylines. Cut him off … n-n-now.
    [TD does so]

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