save the date: Saturday, July 23

On Thursday, July 20, 2000, ‘news from the flip front’ found its way to your inboxes. It spoke of rowing and anti-depressants, strawberries and professional frustration, all with sexy results. Over the years, it hasn’t strayed too much past those subjects, which would seem to imply a lack of growth on my part, but who the fuck cares?

The flip front turns 5 this summer, and I plan to celebrate the flip front’s ‘fif’ birthday with prizes, beer, cake, and more beer. There may be karaoke involved. It would really suck if I had to do all this celebrating alone, so it would be nice if you people showed up.

I know you’re probably thinking it’s way too soon to send out invites, but you all know how it goes with summer weekends. They tend to go really quickly. Also, this should give you plenty of time to start looking for deals on airfare, or organize carpools from, New York, Rochester, Philadelphia, DC, Cleveland, Minneapolis, the ATL, Madison, Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Manila, Johannesburg (hi Michael!).

Haven’t yet found a venue, but I am currently accepting donations to offset the cost of 50 pounds of lumpia, Filipino beer, Belgian lambic, condoms printed with my likeness, and an Umpa band to entertain.

Love,
Jasmine

“I love him because he’s the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn’t know how to kiss, the jerk!”
(Sugarpuss O’Shea)

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~ by Jasmine on June 6, 2005.

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