i am so fascinating (read: another meme from Poppy)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jasmine!

  1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jasmine!
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jasmine.
  3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Jasmine!
  4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Jasmine is the victim.
  5. Jasmine has a bifurcated penis!
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jasmine!
  7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jasmine!
  8. Cats use their Jasmine to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  9. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Jasmine orbiting the Earth.
  10. Worldwide, Jasmine is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
I am interested in – do tell me aboutherhimitthem
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~ by Jasmine on January 26, 2006.

One Response to “i am so fascinating (read: another meme from Poppy)”

  1. I am so jellus. Your thingie came up much cooler than mine. Bifurcated penises, even.

    I think I might go back and fill it in with “Jellus” to see if I do better.

    p.s. Word verification? Glad you asked. “gavbj.” HOW DID THEY KNOW?

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