the things i would do to get these shoes which i cannot afford
These gorgeous Belle by Sigerson Morrison sandals cost $278.95, according to the friendly people at Zappos.com. That’s money I could spend on, I dunno, bills. A funny thing coming from someone who, oh, keeps a shopping blog, but there you are.
So I came up with a list of ways I could raise the money to buy these gorgeous gold sandals that may as well as “Summer” stamped across their foreheads (if shoes could have foreheads):
- Bake sale!
- Win lotto.
- Sell eggs.
- Sell off collection of Hello Kitty handbags.
- Get part-time job.
- Become a golddigger and get some nice rich man to buy them for meeeee.