Patrick’s resolutions for 2008 are as follows:
- curse less
- stop wasting time
- exercise more
- do something with my life
- dont get pregnant
When people ask me what my resolutions are, I just say I’m going to be more awesome. But I don’t know if I can, as I’m pretty awesome as it is. I don’t think people could take it if I turn up the juice for 2008.
But if you insist — I’m taking Adrian Mole‘s resolutions as my own:
- I will help the blind across the road.
- I will hang my trousers up.
- I will put the sleeves back on my records.
- I will not start smoking.
- I will stop squeezing my spots.
- I will be kind to the dog.
- I will help the poor and ignorant.
- After hearing the disgusting noises from downstairs last night, I have also vowed never to drink alcohol.
Yeah, I know I don’t have a dog, so I’ll just remember to be kind to every dog I meet. Which I do already.